Yes, it's true. Ben Davies once knocked Orlando Bloom flat out!

Apparently Ben Davies was being understudied (when an actor learns your part in case that you are ill) by Orlando Bloom during a production of a show quite some years ago; you may have noticed that Ben and Bloom look somewhat similar.

Bloom was being an annoying b'stard and during the process of one show, grabbed Ben by the collar from behind and Ben reacted instinctively and swung round with a right hook that caught Bloom on the chin and knocked him spark out.

Bloom spent the rest of the performance on a bed backstage until he regained conciousness.

Most of us blokes find that Bloom gets on our man-tits because he has a great career, is annoyingly good-looking and most of our wives / girlfriends fancy him. But what can we do to get revenge you say?

Well, now Ben is offering the chance for you to shake the hand that knocked out Orlando Bloom for a nominal fee of £5, and frankly we think that's a fekking bargain!

All you have to do is email us and we will tell you when Ben will be next making a public appearance which is likely to be during a Gorky's game.